• Dear USPS, thank you for finding the correct address to deliver my package too, even though I'd screwed it up. #
• dear@taswell have you seen http://t.co/Gf9xPyz Kreayfish – Fishy Fishy (Gucci Gucci Parody) #

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• Dear @ComicVine I ❤ Ben Reilly too! #
• @KimJPow lol at least she had a vague idea what the words meant #

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• I wish ladies rooms had an every other stall rule. When there are just two of us please move on down hefer. #
• @KimJPow not a horrible choice but as an fyi its in the sketchy neighborhood and not close to much #
• @KimJPow http://t.co/VKAoc4Y (Vegas.com was actually really helpful finding things to do and maps and coupons and stuff) #
• @KimJPow ALSO.,we rented a car for the week and it worked out great – the bigger hotels (MGM & Paris for sure) have free parking #

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• Hey @Zappos_Service, I'm getting married next august outdoors with a casual feel any suggestions for cute sandals? #
• Dear sleep, we need to have a talk. #
• @jephjacques hmm I thought that's just how my guys hands were. At least they were not bleeding this time. #
• @dcorsetto dog hair also works, groomers are great for bags of it, #

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• @AppletheSteggo that point in the night I don't remember anymore. I think serious. #
• Dear crazy lady running for president, stop screaming all the time into the microphone. Do you understand why those exist? #

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• @jewellkim should I know who this is probably? #
• @jewellkim oh damn that sucks, how? #
• @jewellkim http://t.co/0E5O3qU thats really fucked up… is grandma ok? #
• @jewellkim 😦 #
• i'm really pale. #
• @jewellkim insert porn music here. #
• @jewellkim do you ever check your email… cause i need addresses. #
• @jewellkim i'm on it! #
• omg i am on a real vacation… #
• @momopeche that is screwed up, I hope you find a better trainer that knows more than one method for training the bullies #
• @jewellkim one word: zardoz #
• @AppletheSteggo deep #

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• Dear @neilhimself, I want to have something you've written as part of my wedding. I have some pieces in mind, but any recommendations? #
• #badmovienight brought to you by @taswell and the garbage pail kids. I'm sure I will hate you both by the end of the night. #
• @taswell I don't know, i've made it through zardoz and mulva: zombie ass kicker… It can't be that bad. #badmovienight #
• are/were little people cheaper than getting muppets made? #badmovienight #
• this movie is like all the saturday morning specials had an orgy and someone got knocked up, but you can't tell who is the parents #badmovie #
• according to @photosandtext, "that is not now it looks when you pee your pants, thats just peeing on the floor." #badmovienight #
• the home for the ugly had CATCHERS, like animal control #badbmovienight Never trust the word of a talking AliGator #
• so really, #garbagepailkids is about indentured child/little people labor? #badmovienight #
• there are just too many themes i this movie to be any good… great for #badmovienight though. Still wondering if they used little people #
• #badmovienight … @applethesteggo you HAVE to see #garbagepailkids the movie #
• OMG the bikers are going to help the "little" guys … you know the mones they love cause they have something something hutpsa#badmovienight #
• oh noes!!! the other gpk got squished in a giant trash compactor #badmovienight #
• what border? Oh and do the #GPK of color need to look like they were painted with shoe polish #badmovienight #
• "I say we do a sad shot for that, like it was fucked up but in a sad way." @photosandtext #badmovienight #
• Your song? Since when do they have their own song? #badmovienight #

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• Dear twitter I am happy you are limited to 140 characters at a time. Sometimes my eyes glaze over if I get an unnecessarily long comment. #
• Dear stomach, can you play fair again? #

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• Bladder anxiety issues suck hard. #

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• Watching quicklooks, drinking some wine. I ❤ @photosandtext. #

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