• @Emerald_Jewell sent you some ideas, same job, but two different companies #
• @admstyles your mom is pretty damn awesome. #
• @Emerald_Jewell peroxide world's well for blood, as long as you don't let it sit for too long that might work #
• @Emerald_Jewell me too! #
• I love when dinner turns out awesome. http://t.co/O1Ds0HlH #

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• @Emerald_Jewell bronzer eventually washes off in the shower. I bet they had to bleach the shit out of it after. #
• @dcorsetto I believe the cum I'd always used so that people are not confused. I do not recall it being interchangeable in that context. #
• @GoodJobBrain – Mustashes on sticks. Why? Because it is ridiculous. For real? Fact a day calendar. #

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• @Emerald_Jewell and damn i hate feeling stupid #
• … weird sad mood just hit me… dinner was too good to feel sad. Maybe I'm just full and sleepy. #
• @Emerald_Jewell eat more bananas… *snicker* #
• i really hate this new doctor on season 2 of star trek TNG. #
• Body snatched Data kinda creeps me out. #
• @dcorsetto there are some really fantastic fitters out there, it's pretty common for most people to fuck it up though. #
• The @mythbusters drinking game is both educational and full of alcohol. #
• Hiccups and drinking games do not mix. #tvdrinkinggames tonight's game brought to you by #mythbusters #
• @Emerald_Jewell did you look up how to make SUPER jello shots? Only 2tbsp of water required #
• @Emerald_Jewell Co worker is better than contractor #
• #badmovienight is brought to you by the movie Lust in the Dust #

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• I helped Make a homeless shelter a home by working out with @earndit http://t.co/NNZehnW4 #
• sometimes the small things honour me: asking for shoe recommendations and being the first one to see an old friends wedding dress are nice #
• @Emerald_Jewell http://t.co/7KhIr7m4 #
• @Emerald_Jewell hehhee #
• @Emerald_Jewell I totally understand #

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• @postsecret And they would probably save money by combining the two sets of slightly different colors and using one set of packaging. #
• @jeffgerstmann maybe look into magic shave powder, it is made for faces. You will also see reviews for lady parts. #
• Oh my people stop talking in the bathroom, it's just weird to talk and potty. Now I have to wait for you to leave so I don't give you a look #
• Dammit why is tomorrow not Friday? Booooo #
• @Emerald_Jewell nope still going to avoid those. #
• Though team Brad seems kinda weird, still watching @bradshoemaker & #breakingbrad and rooting for him. #
• #breakingbrad #teambrad wooo! #
• @hemantmehta and now all of Canada & most of Michigan hates you 😛 #
• @hemantmehta see nhl > god. One is tangible and less bloody. #

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• @Emerald_Jewell any near me? There is one down the street that was on TV a few times. #
• Watching the replay of Clinton speech at the #DNC2012 last night. I think Grandma would have loved to hear him speak. #
• @jephjacques I'm sure you've already gotten lots of home remedies, from working at a groomer, douche or peroxide/baking soda/dawn work best #
• @Emerald_Jewell I wish more people would really listen to what he says #DNC2012 #
• @Emerald_Jewell where are you staying??? #
• @Emerald_Jewell either way the area is nice, we did the econo Lodge for a night before the island, It looks like little log cabins #

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• @dcorsetto I think this often when i'm around my family with my husband. Maybe it's just good radar. #
• @taswell I wonder how big the cross section of dirty hippy locals and PAX attendees is… That would be a weird sweaty hairy venn diagram. #

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• Best thing ever… "Indie Game the movie" with the Team Meat commentary. Hilarious! #
• @mattbraga that should only be watched while drinking, from personal experience. #
• @willsmith isn't he on some congressional science committee? #
• @Emerald_Jewell we had such a awesome time up there. There is amazingly alot of nightlife in the bars on the island. #
• Sometimes I just stay in here so I don't have to listen to my co-workers existing. #

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• @Emerald_Jewell maybe you should not go on a Sunday night along with the rest of the planet? 🙂 Wednesday nights or even Fri/Sat night #
• Dear fellow bathroom occupant,
  Your potty moaning makes me uncomfortable. #
• I heart our Roku and @comicvine #

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• Did Grandpa just tell us a story about homemade holopoints? #grandpastories #

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