Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-10-07

@Emerald_Jewell bronzer eventually washes off in the shower. I bet they had to bleach the shit out of it after. #
@dcorsetto I believe the cum I'd always used so that people are not confused. I do not recall it being interchangeable in that context. #
@GoodJobBrain – Mustashes on sticks. Why? Because it is ridiculous. For real? Fact a day calendar. #

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