• http://twitpic.com/2ubbog
  Cuteness at Target #
• @MotorCityVicki tell me something new in reply to MotorCityVicki #
• @hemantsblog http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/10/demint_sexually_active_unmarried_women_and_gay_teachers_should_be_barred_from #
• http://detnews.com/article/20101005/SPORTS0102/10050385 #
• @jephjacques you can potentially deny one body part. The sex tapes confuse me more. in reply to jephjacques #

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• Hahaha ghostadventures requires drinking to take seriously.#badtv #
• Dead people all over the place in gettysburg.#ghostadventures #
• Oh god why is your hair so bad #ghostadventures ? "Hello kids want some candy ?" Way to go creeper. #
• I am a biohazard today. Is it time for bed yet ? #
• http://twitpic.com/2toun2
  What is wrong with people!? #
• @MotorCityVicki cause if was horrible and i was peeing in reply to MotorCityVicki #
• RIP 3 year old xbox. You will be missed. Surprised you lived this long with all the bunny hair. But REACH did you in this year. #
• Time for bad tv and drinks. Need to think of where to stay in Philadelphia and Vegas. #
• #ghostadventures makes for some great bad tv nights. White Russians and apple pies. It will be a good night. #
• #ghostadventures – god zak's hair is horrible. Bad fauxhawk with wing sideburns #

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• @jbtankerman damn you're old 😉 in reply to jbtankerman #
• Sigh. Red ring of death may have claimed the xbox. Sadness. We still need to finish bioshock 2 before Reach. #isaywelikeiactuallyplay #
• @slvrwhispr why are you a drama magnent? I never have trouble on fb or here. in reply to slvrwhispr #
• @slvrwhisper http://www.myzigzagstitch.com/2010/09/23/time-for-a-giveaway/ #
• @slvrwhispr Jared's family has not attempted to friend me… But who knows after thanksgiving when meet the brother. in reply to slvrwhispr #
• @slvrwhispr your in laws are weird though. in reply to slvrwhispr #
• @slvrwhispr as they should be. in reply to slvrwhispr #

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• Coffee maker shopping at kohls. We'll see how well labor day weekend shopping goes. #
• Coffee maker aquired now hair cuts for @photosandtext and looking at a new gym for the off season. No luck with shoes. #
• Coffee maker – check, hair cut – check, new shoes check, even found a gym we like. What a productive day. 🙂 #
• Reason for need of new shoes. New new nice work flats but not ballet-type flats for the winter. http://yfrog.com/msub3aj #
• Thinking about hitting the local greenway today and seeing town. #
• I heart my new shoes. #
• I will throw away all your unsolicited religous papers that are left in the bathroom.I will not pee on them because I like our maintence ppl #
• dear uterus. go away. we would be happier if you would not cause so much fuss. no love. me. #
• @dcorsetto ultimate shower = hand held shower head and 15 minutes alone not feeling creepy orgasming at the parents'? #drunktweet in reply to dcorsetto #
• @dcorsetto @jephjacques I think I'd hyperventilate and pee myself when I passed out in front of your booths if I was there. in reply to dcorsetto #

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• Stop peeing on the seats!!! #
• Please keep your religous stuff out of the potty at work. I want to pee on it and throw it away. I will only do the latter today. #

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• @slvrwhispr anyone I know? in reply to slvrwhispr #

• Have you heard of the angry pirate?? #

• I think my insides are at war over the muscles in my lower body. #
• @Laurelu learning how to not share it with everyone would be a good start in reply to Laurelu #

• Currently reading http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/sex-toys-americas-dirty-little-secret-infographic.html #
• #badmovienight brought to you by "Pervert!" #
• #badmovienight wouldn't be complete without boobs and baby punting. #
• #badmovienight also includes raving loons spewing religious sounding verses and scantily clad Indian women #
• #badmovienight mutant killer PENIS! #
• Mutant killer penis with eyes (yeah two eyes, this is no one eyed monster) and bad fake desert snakes #
• #badmovienight complete with claymation mutant killer penis #
• This just in: mutant penis saves owner from rapist and kills owners girlfriend in the same day. #
• #badmovienight Pervert! Horror stories of murderous canibalisic moms and bad movie makeup. Incestuous fathers and ripping out their own ❤ #
• #badmovienight part2 Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker. Thank god this is only an hour long movie. It's that bad. @photosandtext wants to turn it off #
• #badmovienight shot entirely in handycam WTF #
• #badmovienight part 2 brought to you bay blackface and the naked cowboy. #
• #badmovienight blackface combined with bad kung-Fu VoiceOver. Fantastic. #
• One of the #badmovienight actors looks like an ex of mine. "run for the hills." though he was never this cool. #
• #badmovienight makes me think of Edwin. God Edwin would have done better than this in highschool. #
• At this point in #badmovienight I'm not sure what's happening anymore. #
• #badmovienight of course there are the obvious thriller and Troma references. But apes? Mutant apes?? #
• #badmovienight part 3 brought to you by "thankskilling". Boobs and giant killer mutant muppet turkeys #
• #badmovienight "it's not titsgiving" #
• #badmovienight "what did you do take a dump in the coffee?" "yes" #
• #badmovienight ass gas or grass?? Evil muppet turkey is hitchhiking murderer. #
• #badmovienight "you just got stuffed". #thankskilling killer turkey kills highschool slut extra small gravy flavored condom included. #
• #badmovienight turkey skins dad and uses face as mask. #
• #badmovienight wooo drunk. #

• I am the first appointment today. I followed the nurse unlocking the door back in. Why am I still in the waiting room. #
• #badmovienight brought to you by Psycho Ward #
• Boobs are required in all terrible movies #badmovienight #
• Those are not cupboards. You're in a morge you idiots. Those are where they keep the bodies! #badmovienight #
• Creepy service tunnels ate perfectly Safe. #badmovienight #