http://de-war.de/eurekacarpark.html
http://nicelol.com/viewpic/109297?p=182&n=342345
http://www.cracked.com/article_16508_6-terrifying-things-they-dont-tell-you-about-childbirth.html
http://www.sonnyradio.com/ispy.htm
Aug1
Category Archives: randomness
Aug1
michigan is special
Jul31
hmmm….
Jul29
bears
(10:55:05 AM) the other J: if this is true, I have the utmost respect for the poster:
(10:55:10 AM) the other J: “I’ve actually had a black bear charge me in Washington State. I already knew about standing still and was sure to avert my eyes. The bear actually stopped the charge a few feet away from me and sniffed me. I didn’t wave my arms as the article suggested, nor did I speak in a monotone. I remained motionless and quiet. The bear grunted a few times, bounced it’s front legs up and down a few times, but eventually left without ever touching me.”
(10:55:46 AM) the other J: I would have been a bulbering, urine soaked messed
(10:55:47 AM) the other J: mess*
(10:56:15 AM) J: ew
(10:57:02 AM) the other J: I’m sorry hon, a bear charges me, I can’t guarantee bladder or emotion control
(10:57:10 AM) J: lol
(10:57:27 AM) the other J: Though, I will do my best to remain stoic, odds are I’m grabbing you, throwing you at the bear and running
(10:57:46 AM) J: which is when i kick you in your bad knee
(10:58:00 AM) the other J: So… it’s a race to see who can disable who first?
(10:58:38 AM) J: exactly
This will end up with us both in pain on the ground being mauled by a bear
Jul27
mutant babies and two week notices
Ok, A.) Who emails a 2.5mb photo. Jesus.
B.) When we have a “favorite” photo of our kid, lets try to pick one where the kid doesn’t look like a mutant.
I love him.
So… been hiking, but computer power supply crapped out and is on order so i havent felt like posting any pictures.
July 17th was our anniversary. We took a three day weekend in which there was hiking, pizza, icecream, car fixing and a sprained ankle. Hiking was awesome. As was a guilt free- diet free- weekend. My car no longer sounds like it will explode when you go over 30mph. J – sprained his ankle comming down from the mountain. Daniel Boon Scout Trail Amazingly not on the ladders or the ropes before or after the ladders. This meant saturday we stayed in bed watching deadliest catch and were only mildly prodcutive. Sunday, we were a little more productive – went and got groceries… but it was a nice lazy weekend.
We saw X-files this friday. I thought that had been put off for another weekend because we had to go to the gym and i had to work this saturday. Nope… we ended up showering early and then he told me to get dressed – because i was goign to put on Pjs… So late night x-files was great. No hiking this weekend.
as of July 31st I’m officially done with my job. I start student teaching August 11th. We move August 7-10th. Think of how much fun that will be. At least i get a week off of work to pack and move before havign to go back to work… even better i get labor day off.
I’m hungry
Jul10
discouraged
so.. i saw pictures of myself from… two years ago maybe… i’ve gained alot of weight… from what i can tell.. 20ish lbs… which for little me is alot. I’ve been trying for the last couple months to loose 10 or so… no. no.. may be 2.
Work is frustrating, but that isnt anything new.
School is good. I finally have a school to go to this fall. I start on 8/11. I am excited about that. At least i’ll be more active than this desk job and possibly will help with problem number 1.
Right now i have a million things to do and really i dont want to do anything.
Is it time to go home yet?
Jul5
i live here…
see more pwn and owned pictures
Well not exactly here.. but soon to be down the street… and yes i’ve seen this… i knew where it was when i saw the picture… Its kinda special.
Jun27
xkcd
Jun25
Today
| Which Goddess lurks in your soul?
Demeter You are a true earth warrior! Demeter is the Greek Goddess of the fields, grain and harvest and inhabits those souls who long to be a part of the green. You have a special connection with plants and care deeply for the Earth. You tend to be motherly and protective of those that are in your care and are not above severe aggression when one of your charges is harmed or threatened.
|
 Quizzes and Personality Tests |
me: girls in the bathroom bitching about how a rescue will not adopt out a purebred boston terrier as a gift..
3:09 PM and then bitching that it was $200
1) rescues do not adopt out dogs as gifts because thats how ALOT of dogs get turned into rescues
3:10 PM the person receiving the gift is not able to take care of them or does not want them, and they were not he one who was interviewed to be able to adopt the dog
2) PUREBRED!
if you were buying the dog from a breeder it would not be that cheap… and they would need their shots and to be fixed
3:11 PM from a rescue its already done for you. and that $200 goes for helping other rescue dogs
: I’m sorry honey… people are stupid.. 😦
3:12 PM me: if they had asked that the rescue would have explained
d: nods
3:14 PM me: stupid stupid stupid
Your result for The Elemental Balance Test…
Balance
And I know and I believe
There’s a way out to the sea of happiness
It seems your personality is in perfect harmony; your impulses are tempered with thoughtfulness, and your emotions are balanced with a healthy amount of reason.
In order to maintain that harmony, try wearing a Jade, a Chrysoprase or an Agate; all three enhance balance and stability, as does the Snowflake Obsidian that will help remain balanced during times of change.
In detail: You are more balanced than most people. Your Ground Chakra, (associated with the element of fire and representing our basic desires and driving force), your Creative Chakra, (associated with the element of earth and representing our need to preserve and grow), your Heart Chakra, (associated with the element of water and representing our sense of love and compassion), and your Throat Chakra, (associated with the element of wind and represents our desire to learn and communicate), appear to be on an equal footing with each others.
These are the results you will get if you score highly on…
None of the four elements: Balance Wind: Gust Fire: Blaze Water: River Earth: Valley Wind & Fire: Thunder Wind & Water: Clouds Wind & Earth: Canyon Fire & Earth: Lava Fire & Water: Tornado Water & Earth: Trees Wind, Fire & Earth: Storm Wind, Fire & Water: Stars Wind, Water & Earth: Forest Fire, Water & Earth: Avalanche All four elements: Harmony
Jun18
i’m going to keep him
(9:46:26 AM): I just like that you spend like, every possible minute with me, and you’re not sick of me yet. Makes me really happy
(9:46:42 AM): You’re my constant companion, and that makes my life a lot better
The Adventures of J 