• @willsmith my parents in michigan love it. They do say the internet is not superfast but while visiting I didn't notice much of a difference #
• @taswell as you probably have heard already, don't forget to visit calendar man. #
• @hemantmehta best movies ever to make a drinking game out of #

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• What are you doing in the gym bathroom that takes that long? Save your pooping for home. #
• OMG the Questionable Content site is not working and i am going through withdrawls. http://t.co/hwOH32M #
• @jephjacques but you're ALIVE… i can go to sleep now. though the withdrawls from not reading today's comic may keep me up, on to the book. #
• @me_irl @taswell http://t.co/FO0oHKt, check out Friday's comic. #

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• @TheInDecider so sad, he's the Republican I haven't found a reason to hate. It would be a much more interesting race with him? #
• @hemantmehta I'm more worried they won't get the counseling they need and kill themselves or worse hurt someone else. What was I thinking? #
• @MotorCityVicki Haha you don't need to be a good goalie in Detroit. Also he should change his name to CaptObvious or CptTenYrsAgo #

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• @dcorsetto the only little dog I would ever get ckcs are awesome #

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• @grantimahara wine barrels? I wonder how often you'd hear that in Sonoma? #
• @dcorsetto duh, I'd spend any time I humping the bf just to make him slightly uncomfortable and intimidated. Cartoon Penis FTW #
• @momopeche pics or it didn't happen 😉 #
• I heart the daily show #

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• I want a cheese burger #
• And fries, a burger and fries for lunch #
• I can't wait for this movie to come out. http://t.co/2ZeppGw #Kindle #

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• finished The Book Thief by Markus Zusak http://t.co/pMdjQZN #Kindle #
• getting ready for bed. not looking forward to getting back to work tomorrow. #
• Dear messy squatter in the work bathroom, you missed part of the floor in the next stall over. #
• Also, stop talking in the potty weirdos. #
• @KimJPow why are you at the hospital? #
• To my lovely cousin: @KimJPow, Since you don't answer email http://t.co/nISyGcU #
• @KimJPow lol yes a while back asking for your mailing address cause you move all the time #

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• best part of sick day so far?? #mythbusters on tv in the middle of the day. #
• @jephjacques boob grabbing by the significant other isn't an every day occurrence for most women? I have been lied to! #

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• @postsecret no. They should be aware that some things will make them uncomfortable. #
• @BluJeanFoodieQ

  Hey change your password #

• @KimJPow you'll never do all the things you "should" do in one trip. But now you have more reasons to go again! #

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• #badmovienight brought to you by oatmeal cookie shots and #Birdemic #

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